sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor